Monday, December 28, 2009 | By: bunny love


1. Girls like guys with sense of humor. #(n I mEan ReaLLy GoOD OnEs N Not thAT buDUS2

anD like oh so COrnY OnEs!!)

2. Girls hate guys who always brag about themselves. #(Yeah mCM LAH kiToRG nK

tau SGT abOuT Ur 8-Packs N Ur 800 hOuRs OF exeRciSE ) + eye rolling

3. It’s a rare thing for girls to go for flings unlike many guys do. #(n For caSA-no-Vatever GUys

Who ThiNkS thEy AcTuaLLY Hve A hoLe In tHeir BuTT then thIS Is 4 U J.E.R.K.S!)

4. Take a close look at this paradox: Girls are generally impulsive buyers but are


in budgeting. #( true,true) %(jap ko pndai bujet duit??) #(ASAL ko ingat AKU

xRETI??) %(huahahauuhahuahuahauahhauauhauuahauahuah!!) &(mampus ko
la gile)

5. Too sweet girls are usually the naggers. #(uhmmm yeah....)

6. Your girlfriend can either jokingly or seriously get jealous over your basketball

games. #(Its sAd bUt hEy ItS ThE TrUth)

7. Girls are very suspicious human beings. #(YeaH LiKe WheN u sAy U oNlY WenT 2 tHe

ToIlEt BuT ThEn SmElls LIKE 100 CiggiEs JuST Went Up UR asS??) %(uuhHuH)

8. A guy oughta understand his girl’s mood swings specially when she has her

monthly period. #(Yg korg pg pujUk DiE Time2 CmNi WATpE buDus!! She'S

not Go-nna lIStEn!!)

9. Girls love to chat about anything. #(eeVen uR StUpId sPoNGEbOb bOxEr)

10. Girls easily get carried away by their emotions. #(woAhH!! tHaT eXplaiNs The

FlyiNG DiShEs) %(aKu X PuN CmTu) #(kO dIAM! mEnYeMAK JE)

11. You must tell a girl that you are courting her. Unless you make an obvious proposal, she

could either play numb or be really numb of your feelings for her. #(jUSt SAy u WaNt hEr 4

GoDS sAkE! she'LL aPPrEcIATE IT! hONeSt!)

12. The girl who gives you a quick "yes" could either be too impulsive. #( Or toO stUPiD)

13. A girl’s decision is always changeable. #(Yeah wEll ThE same GoEs tO GuYs) %(tHAT

exPlAINS wHy pEoPle GeTs eAsIlY bRoKEn up) #(sADlY i aGrEe wIth u)

14. It's really hard to trace why girls are unpredictable. #(wE dIDnt mEAN 2

sPoOk u guyS!)

15. Girls can easily change their mind because of hearsays. #(jeNG,JEng jENg!!)

16. Girls hate guys who gossip. #(tP Xsdar dIrI yg dIri Lg SKe beRGOsSipp!)

%(MeNyamPaah AKu!) #(ko MENYAMpah Kt BeLah manA NI??) %(Due2)

#(kLAu CmTu KO gIlE)

17. You would know that a girl likes you if she laughs even at your corniest joke and even pays

attention at your nonsense talk. #(evEn iF tHaT MeAns u FaRtIng FOr thE huNdrEtH TiMe)

18. You can hook a girl by knowing her interests. #(TOTal tUrN On i mUsT sAy)

19. It is a fact that girls, since the birth of the world, can be professional flirts using their magical

charms. #(Oh BLeSs+Us= gIrLS)

20. Girls hate it when you make them wait. #(DoNt tHeY TeACH U thAt 8

bY anY ChaNce is nOt 10??)

21. Girls love babies. #(dUh BeCause We'Re the ONES whO Makes tHem wItH Our wombs)

22. If you’re truly in love with a girl, you will have a hard time to convince her

telling so. #(yoU'Ll HAVE 2 TeLL HER U lOvE hEr LiKE A mILLiON tImEs

uNtIl shE GeTs tHe poInt. FiNAlly!!)

23. Girls don’t take a full meal especially when they are on a diet.But they love to eat junkfood,

sweets or fruits in between meals that can double up a full meal. #(UnBeLiEvAbLe!)

24. Beware: a girl knows how to persuade you that you could do her a

favor through her charisma or seductive body language without you knowing

it. #(KorG JgNlAH INgat dIe SENyUm KT KORG sBB SUkE KORg)

25. Girls are every conscious people. #(yEs we cArE abOuT how u tHiNk WheN wE Wear ThT


26. Girls hate guys who whistle at their back. The act makes them look like

cheap. #(so U AcTuAllY ThInK tHaT FlAttErS uS?? DumB ASS)

27. A girl is not necessarily after a guy with towering height. He just has to be taller then she is.

#(So StOp ObSeSsiNg AbOUt uR HeIgHt!)

28 Girls usually compete unconsciously among themselves especially when

comes to beauty..#(huh CaTfIGHt) %(lAmE-O)

29.Girls love pampering and being pampered by their boyfriends. So be careful, this can lead her

to be possessive. #(wHaT A Sad cAsE)

30 Girls love being serenaded. The spookiest and the corniest thing that you do

is for her the most romantic and the most memorable..

31 Girls like smart guys..#(HmM LiKE MR. bEaN??)

32.Girls like neat and presentable guys.

33 If you’re thinking that girls are very particular with a guy’s looks, then it’s time for you to make a paradigm shift. It’s actually the attitude and the way you treat them that they mostly fall for.. #(i mEaN wHaTS THe pOiNt IF Ur hOt BUt UR a bIg AssHoLe aNyWAY??)

34. Girls are the ones who can make a relationship stay longer but they don’t

want to have the dominating character over their boyfriend. #(dOnT U

GuYs Feel SORrY for Us??)

35.You should let her cool first before you say sorry, otherwise she won’t accept your apology.

#(HoW MANy tImEs dOeS MuMmY HaVe 2 tElL U??)

36 Girls usually go for older guys.. #(tHaT DoeSN;t iNClUDe uR GrANdPa!)

37 Girls are generally pitiful and merciful.

38.Girls are physically weaker than guys but are emotionally stronger when

problems arise.

39. Girls like guys who can protect and defend them. You don’t have to be a macho man though.

#( dOnT OvErdo iT ThOUGh..ThAtS CaLlEd = A.N.N.O.Y.I.N.G)

40.Girls are constantly demure when guys (especially their crushes) are

around but can be wild behind their bacK.. #(gOsH TALAM dUA mUkE


41. Girls wear makeup not because they are not confident with how they look but because they

want to highlight their physical assets.

42.Girls only play hard-to-get when they think her crush or suitor finds her

obvious that she has feelings for him.

43. Girls are more prone to getting fat easily. #(dAmN It!!)

44. A girl gets annoyed to a guy who pushes himself so hard to get her. #(ShE

DoEsn't wAnT U..So WhY R u sTiLl THeRe??)

45.Girls love guys who can bear with what they feel.